Everything you’ve heard about quantum entanglement is wrong

Entanglement as interpreted by the MidJourney AI.

Quantum entanglement. What the hell is it? Perhaps you’ve read that,

Quantum entanglement is a bizarre, counterintuitive phenomenon that explains how two subatomic particles can be intimately linked to each other even if separated by billions of light-years of space. Despite their vast separation, a change induced in one will affect the other.